you could answer almost anything with “not since the accident”
Actually, you can’t.
Not since the accident.
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I think we need to address the fact that I can’t stop crocheting little snake sweaters
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Cloudy with a chance of your parents making fun of your interests
why is it that ive never seen someone younger than 60 named nancy
I have a friend named Nancy! She is intelligent, driven, talented and gorgeous! Love ya Nonsay! Hope we can get together soon for more dinner dates :D
u sound like a middle aged mother of 2 who just discovered the internet
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Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
